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if you’re reading this it means you have an excellent taste for blogs
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helioscentrifuge: helioscentrifuge: helioscentrifuge: my little sister said i should get a job with tumblr staff to help pay for her going to college and i was all like ‘hey i don’t have the skills to improve tumblr’ and she just looks me dead in the eye and says ‘it’s not like they do either’ i’m just sitting here in amazement like so i just told her that this post has like seven...
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amoying: things that shouldn’t exist: body hair acne getting sick bad things happening to good people olives
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asap-tran: really-shit: If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you. fuck
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hannibalthecanibal: and here we have harry potter literally standing on a pile of letters to try and catch one that is still in the air. there are clearly reasons why he doesn’t get sorted into ravenclaw
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flowercrownharry: flowercrownharry: taylor swift has an awards show in an hour when suddenly her dress rips what does taylor swift do?? taylor swift swiftly tailors
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10000bc: fuck i hate when children cry like why cant you just internalize your emotions like the rest of us
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javaddward: anonymously tell me your credit card number ill reply with what I bought
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monomi045: The Hannibal fandom tho like they came outta no where one second everyone was just and then
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zombikki: veganasfuck: how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw.  this is the best joke ever
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“Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone...”
–  When Strangers Click, a 2011 documentary about online dating. It reminds me of that famous Margaret Atwood quote: “Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.” It also reminds me of something written by one of the mods of Sex Worker Problems: “Misandry...
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ejacutastic: when guys talk about how gross periods are i just laugh because guys have a floppy piece of flesh that gets hard and that’s pretty fuckin weird, bucko
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